22+ Christmas Humorous Poems

You don t believe in santa claus.

Christmas humorous poems. See more christmas poems for children. The shelves are all bare. Could santa by any chance be a sexy hunk. 12 humorous and funny christmas poems to chuckle chortle and cackle by the first obvious one is is santa real. Back to classical short christmas poems christmas message to you the wish is old the wish is true a merry christmas my friends to you. Every last bit of food that i like must be. Longfellow i heard the bells on christmas day their old familiar carols play and wild and sweet the words repeat of peace on earth goodwill to men.

Oh why did i wait. You look like santa claus. You believe in santa claus. Now i know he has truly grown old. Nearly a short christmas poem. Humorist and performer robert pottle writes poems for all holidays including christmas. Do you think santa could have a racy life.

You are santa claus. If this was the case. Even though i know i ll need to get a larger blouse. And we still don t have any snow. I left it too late. No one will know because they think santa always eats. Besides presents of course.

A visit from santa. 6 funny christmas poems for kids and adults two letters to santa. The eve before christmas. Do you think he might have some things to hide. March 2010 our christmas letter was blank. In santa came to school a boy visits with santa two days in a row with humorous results.