22+ Humor German Jokes

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Humor german jokes. A big german man walks into an american bar slaps his hand down and orders a beer then says very loudly when i drink everyone drinks the crowd in the bar cheers loudly and starts drinking. Because a house can t jump. They re both full of shit. What does a german politician have in common with a german pornstar s mouth. Believe it or not germans love to laugh just not at the same things english speakers do gentle jokes about national stereotypes are beloved as are wordplays puns jokes with misdirection or mistakes in logic and absurdist humour anything but the act of teasing each other which is the foundation of english language humour. A collection of short funny german related jokes. Germany german jokes we have over 150 categories of jokes on our main page.

What s a german s favorite number. They have kangaroos in germany. German jokes and humor relating to many aspects of the state its weather and its people. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Whenever my husband who is german tells me a joke i always tease him afterwards by not laughing even if it is funny and asking him if that was a german joke. If you thought that the germans are not a funny group then check out these hilarious jokes and have a laugh. Clean jokes state jokes german jokes.

Why do germans have huge heads. What do you call a blind german. Finished with his beer he slaps the bar again orders another and very loudly again says when i dri. Enter your e mail address below for jokes by e mail once a week. The germans are such a cruel and inhuman race they have no word for fluffy happiness is a german cook who doesn t. Kann ein känguru höher als ein haus springen.