Humor Jokes For Seniors

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Humor jokes for seniors. A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. A young girl watched her grandmother move several duck figurines from the bottom shelf to the middle shelf of a cabinet. 80 year old millionaire v s doctor s advice an 80 year old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful 22 year old model. As she walked she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say supersex she walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him she said supersex. I don t know how my mother lasted this long without ever using the internet but enough was enough. Three senior pals three seniors are out for a stroll.

The old man looked over and said to the old lady i know just what you re wanting and for 5 i ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair. C mon ma you have got to try it i pleaded to my elderly mother. Let s have a soda clean funny senior citizen jokes. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. Two elderly residents one male and one female were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. Good jokes for the elderly are universal meaning anyone can understand and relate to them. The two gentlemen were talking and one said last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great i would recommend it very highly.

As they sipped their whiskeys the gentleman thought he d humor the old man and asked so how many have you caught today the old man replied you re the eighth from a prairie. A good simple and clean over the hill joke always elicits a laugh. The doctor looks him over and says bill you seem completely healthy but i must tell you one thing. An elderly couple had dinner at another couple s house and after eating the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.