23+ Humor Yogurt Puns

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Humor yogurt puns. How did reese eat her ice cream. When the two slices of bread disappeared in the middle of the night it was though that they e loafed. What happens after you eat an entire gallon of all natural ice cream. Yoghurt on the bus today i tapped the woman in front of me on the shoulder and said excuse me but there s some semen on your sweater she said oh it s probably just yogurt i replied maybe but i m pretty sure i don t ejaculate yogurt. These bread puns are always funny because they never seem to get mold. I ve just eaten 3 yogurts in a row. You get breyer s remorse.

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof. The bartender who was a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says back to him why not. The young lady threw her toaster in the trash because. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. Those two slices of bread knew they were toast when they saw the peanut butter and jelly show up for lunch. There are no answers as to when this amazingly lame form of humor was born but it has kept its popularity from the dawn of ages to this day nonetheless.

Dec 03 2019. The bartender who is a tub of cottage cheese says to them we don t serve your kind in here one of the yogurt cartons says to him why not. When the yogurt took over we all made the same jokes. 40 yogurt puns ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. By january nelson updated october 30 2018. Loser esque yet hilarious unbearably foolish yet clever at the same time puns will never get boring even if they d be the last jokes left on earth. 50 quick funny puns that will crack you up in five seconds flat by january nelson updated october 30 2018.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.